Think about it...

Hi there my sweet friends!
Here it is April 2nd!!
Love, love, love April! Its the official gate way to spring!


I shall return with some updates about my Etsy shop and other artwork.


But today I want to share with you some
humorous things
To Think About...

What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Why is the word abbreviation so long?
And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

Is there another word for synonym?

So what's the speed of dark?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic?"
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.

STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

As I said before, I never repeat myself!
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Why is it that a slim chance and a fat chance can mean the same thing, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Why is there always one in every crowd? 
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

If money does not grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
If you cut off a glowworm's tail would it be delighted?
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
Do Dutch people always split the bill?
If you died with braces on would they take them off? 
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

Wouldn't you think big cities would have an emergency phone number 119 just in case someone with dyslexia has an emergency?